SEXUAL DEVIANCE

Let's face it. We have an incredibly screwed up society. There is so much porn and socially unacceptable sexual activity going on that it's almost embarrassing.

What the hell is going on?

Well, from where I'm standing, it's actually pretty simple. Maybe it isn't screwed up at all. Maybe what is happening is perfectly normal. Maybe our perception, our bullshit-Jerry Falwell-Billy Graham- gun-toting-Republican-Christian-puritanical perception is completely warped. I say, to hell with Jerry Falwell, Billy Graham, tgun-toting Republican Christians and puritans everywhere.

Society may need cooperation to survive, but biology needs dominance.

Men want to conjugate with women because God made them that way. It's built into the hardware. It's the software, the social programming, that is warped.

I don't know about you, but I honestly don't remember making me. Do you remember making you? Even the Bible says it:

"It is he that hath made us and not we ourselves."

(Psalms 100:3)

He made us? Then He's responsible.

So what is it exactly that everyone is so excited about? Well, most likely, it's the same thing they're always excited about, their own perceptions, in this case, of right and wrong.

For the one-thousandth time! The solution is simple. Here is the way it works:

Men want to fuck women. God made it that way. Yes, that's right, God made it that way, not the men who want to fuck. So let them fuck and fuck and fuck, till they're blue in the face. There are plenty of women out there who are perfectly willing to let the men do all the fucking they want. Hell, they don't give a shit if the men fuck themselves to death. All they (the women) want is to get paid for their services. It's all they give a shit about, the money. Just give them the fucking money (and I do mean fucking money).

Listen up all you sanctimonious Christians and bullshit Republican morons:

LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION.

You're nothing but a bunch of whores yourselves, anyway, so what's the big deal?

How's that, you ask? How are you a bunch of whores?

To answer that just consider the subtleties inherent in the word's definition. Do you know what a whore is? You think it's only related to sexual activity? Think again. A whore is a person who does something just for money. That means that there are whores every where. They're in the offices of companies all over the world. Do you think all those people working in those offices and other workplaces everywhere are there because they truly love to answer the phones and deal with bullshit customers all day? Do you think they would remain at those bullshit jobs even if they won the lottery?

By the same token, do you think you'd keep on being a Christian or Republican if you weren't getting paid for it? Hell no, you wouldn't. If I had the money, I could pay a Republican or a Christian to give up their party or faith any day of the week. Everybody has their price. There isn't a Christian anywhere who could not be bought out of their Christianity. You're not doing that shit because you love it. It's somehow made you some money, or lulled you into some false sense of complacency. That's the only reason you're sticking to it.

Even the Apostle Paul said that if there was no resurrection then "we are of all men most miserable." This was his way of saying he'd much rather be fucking whores than giving up the pleasures of the flesh just to make sure he could validate his ticket to heaven. Saying that we are of all men most miserable was just another way of admitting that they were foregoing a whole lot of fucking in this world just to gain entrance into the next one.

Talk about neurotic. So far as we know, this is the only world there is.

There needs to be more cooperation between Society and Biology. As it is, Society just wants to imprison Biology, to utterly shackle it.

But it ain't gonna work. You cannot incarcerate Biology. These so-called sexual deviants need an outlet, not a binding. The sexual urge is biological, primal and thus very compelling. Social restrictions, on the other hand, are bullshit, contrived, completely un-natural and mostly thought up by puritanical assholes just trying to keep their premiums current on their heavenly insurance policy.

Laws are made by people who are scared shitless.

Like I said in the opening remark, we have a screwed up (i.e., completely neurotic) society. But let me clarify. It is the society that is messed up, not the individuals it is so obsessed with branding as deviants.

In my book, it is deviant (not to mention downright unhealthy) to stray too far from natural urges. Don't you think it would be deviant to take measures to keep yourself from shitting every day? Or farting? It is just as deviant to impose too many restrictions on sexual activity.

It is also deviant to define a child as a person under the age of 18. The number— any number—has nothing to do with it. Only the natural process of maturation may properly determine whether or not someone is an adult or a child, not a specific number of earthly revolutions around the sun. (Talk about being twisted and perverted.) According to the laws of Nature, if a girl is having monthly periods, she is a woman. It doesn't matter if she's ten years old.

To hell with numbers.

Society doesn't define what an adult is. Nature does. If Society is going to survive and thrive, it must take more care to conform to natural urges instead of suppressing, and regulating, them. It needs to make concerted efforts to place a healthy distance between itself and the anal Victorian ethos of the 19th century. If it doesn't, it deserves to die.

It bears repeating: Society needs cooperation to survive. And what it needs to cooperate with is Nature.