VENEREAL DISEASES
(June 10, 2005)
Have you ever wondered where venereal diseases came from? I have,
and primarily because I was brought up in a religious environment,
where I was taught that God had made everything, including human
beings. So I naturally thought that, if God had made everything,
it didn't make any sense that something like syphilis was around.
I just couldn't make it work.
I did not dare pose this challenge to any of my mentors because
I knew what they would say. They'd start in with the sin
thing, how God had made everything perfect in the beginning and
the way Man had messed it all up by disobeying Him.
Whatever.
Somehow, I
couldn't make that work either. If sin affected anything, it might
be reflected in the way people behaved, the way they treated each
other, like in murder, adultery, theft and so on, basic ten-commandments
stuff. That's what I envisioned sin doing, not giving people venereal
disease.
I eventually
came to the conclusion (at the suggestion of a friend who I confided
in a lot) that people got venereal diseases as the result of having
sex with animals. When I first heard this suggestion, I half-heartedly
accepted it. But the more I thought about it, the more sense it
made.
A venereal disease is something that makes its way into
us from the outside world, as opposed to a disease that may begin
inside of us, usually because of some genetic predisposition. But
if we get it from a location outside of our bodies, where is the
most likely place? You can't of course respond by saying that another
person is outside of us, because another person is also a human
being. What I'm trying to figure out is how human beings got hold
of it in the first place. In other words, how did the first human
being contract syphilis, or gonorrhea. And I keep coming back to
the animal contact thing. It's the most likely possibility. The
Bible actually mentions such behavior, and expressly forbids it:
Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must
be put to death.
(Exodus 22:19)
This is the NIV translation. In this particular instance, however,
I prefer the King James version:
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put
to death.
"...shall surely be put to death." Unequivocally,
without question, kill the bastard.
Later, in the
book of Leviticus, the Israelites are commanded to slay both
man and beast in the event such a sexual union between
them is discovered:
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be
put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
If such bestiality is indeed where venereal diseases came from,
I most wholeheartedly concur. Or should I say, Amen?
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