HERE'S WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW

Ever heard that bullshit artist Glenn Beck rant and rave? One of the schticks he seems especially proud of is that crap about "what you should know." Fuck Glenn Beck. Here's what you really should know:

1. Everybody is full of shit.

2. Everybody is crazy.

3. Nobody gives a fuck about you (except your parents - if you're lucky).

4. Laws are made by people who are scared shitless.

5. Higher education is for people who can't find their own way.

6. A man of faith never prays (why the fuck would he?).

7. There is no better way in the world to waste your time than by voting for a rich politician who is full of shit, crazy and who doesn't give a fuck about you.

8. If you're like most people, you've probably wasted your entire life listening to (and believing) people who are full of shit, crazy and who don't give a fuck about you.

9. If you live in the West, you've been swimming through a sea of lies, and doing so under the cloudy sky of democracy, which is nothing but the religion of capitalism.

10. No matter what anyone says to you, if you look at them closely, if you carefully scan their aura, you can easily discern what they're really saying, and 99% of the time it's the same thing (there are exceptions to every rule):

"Fuck me, feed me or fuck off."

(Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Glenn Beck, you myopic moron.)